import random as pseudorandom

subjects = [
        ("is",['A car','Technology','A woman','A person','A dog','A cat','My neighbor','My fiancee','4chan','Obama']),
        ("am",['I']),
        ("are",['People','My friends','Teachers','Policemen','Politicians','Things'])
]

adjectives = ['dumb','gay','intelligent','evil','religious','sick','unhealthy','wrong','right','idiotic','lazy','green','black','whiny']

people = ['4chan','/g/','Anonymous','Random Citizen','That guy at school','My mother','My uncle']

def generate_quote():
    verb,subjectlist = pseudorandom.choice(subjects)
    subject = pseudorandom.choice(subjectlist)
    adjective = pseudorandom.choice(adjectives)
    person = pseudorandom.choice(people)

    return '"%s %s %s" - %s' % (subject, verb, adjective, person)

for i in range(10):
    print(generate_quote())