From 99e83434a26738af7b0ef32be70e4f286e386d5c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Madmaurice <madmaurice@zom.bi>
Date: Mon, 25 May 2015 20:20:42 +0200
Subject: [PATCH] First commit.

---
 hack.py    | 44 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 redcode.py | 19 +++++++++++++++++++
 2 files changed, 63 insertions(+)
 create mode 100755 hack.py
 create mode 100644 redcode.py

diff --git a/hack.py b/hack.py
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..50f2f87
--- /dev/null
+++ b/hack.py
@@ -0,0 +1,44 @@
+from random import shuffle, choice, randint
+from time import sleep
+from sys import stdout
+from os import listdir, path
+
+def p(t):
+    stdout.write(t)
+    stdout.flush()
+
+RED='\033[91m'
+GREEN='\033[92m'
+RESET='\033[0m'
+
+def runhack(f):
+    while True:
+        t = choice(f)
+        s = ("%-70s" % (t()+".....") )
+        p(s)
+        sleep(randint(1,20)/10.0)
+
+        fail = (randint(1,5)==1)
+        while fail:
+            p("["+RED+"FAIL"+RESET+"]\n")
+            p(s)
+            sleep(randint(1,20)/10.0)
+            fail = (randint(1,5)==1)
+
+        p("["+GREEN+"DONE"+RESET+"]\n")
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    runhack([
+        lambda: "Tracing IP %d.%d.%d.%d" % (randint(10,192), randint(0,254), randint(0,254), randint(1,70) ),
+        lambda: "Exploiting Port %d" % randint(5,1024),
+        lambda: "Reroute it to the spaghetti. Keep it in the loop",
+        lambda: "Crack Steam-powered defense system",
+        lambda: "Starting internet explorer",
+        lambda: "Trying exploit 0x%X" % (randint(0,2**16)),
+        lambda: ("Injecting red code into %s") % (lambda p: choice(list(filter(lambda e: path.isfile(e), [path.join(p,f) for f in listdir(p)]))))("/etc"),
+        lambda: "Encrypting code",
+        lambda: "Collect user hashes",
+        lambda: "Connect to %s" % choice(["nsa.gov", "fbi.gov", "whitehouse.gov", "facebook.com", "zom.bi"]),
+        lambda: "Hacking" 
+    ])
+
diff --git a/redcode.py b/redcode.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ee54050
--- /dev/null
+++ b/redcode.py
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+from random import randint, choice
+from sys import stdout
+from time import sleep
+
+RED='\033[31m'
+GREEN='\033[32m'
+YELLOW='\033[33m'
+BLUE='\033[34m'
+WHITE='\033[37m'
+
+colors = [ RED, GREEN, GREEN ]
+
+while True:
+	if randint(0,99) < 30:
+		stdout.write(choice(colors))
+	stdout.write('%X' % randint(0,15))
+	stdout.flush()
+	sleep(0.005)
+