85 lines
3.1 KiB
Python
Executable file
85 lines
3.1 KiB
Python
Executable file
#!/usr/bin/env python3
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from random import shuffle, choice, randint
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from time import sleep
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from sys import stdout
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from os import listdir, path, popen
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def gettermsize():
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_, columns = popen('stty size','r').read().split()
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return int(columns)
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def p(t):
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stdout.write(t)
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stdout.flush()
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RED='\033[91m'
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GREEN='\033[92m'
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RESET='\033[0m'
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def runhack(f):
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while True:
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tw = gettermsize()-10
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tws=("%d" % tw)
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t = choice(f)
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s = ( ("%-"+tws+"s") % ("> "+t()+".....") )
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p(s)
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sleep(randint(1,5)/10.0)
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fail = (randint(1,5)==1)
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while fail:
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p("["+RED+"FAIL"+RESET+"]\n")
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p( ("%-"+tws+"s") % "")
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sleep(randint(1,20)/10.0)
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fail = (randint(1,5)==1)
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p("["+GREEN+"DONE"+RESET+"]\n")
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if __name__ == "__main__":
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runhack([
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lambda: "Tracing IP %d.%d.%d.%d" % (randint(10,192), randint(0,254), randint(0,254), randint(1,70) ),
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lambda: "Exploiting Port %d" % randint(5,1024),
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lambda: "Reroute it to the spaghetti. Keep it in the loop",
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lambda: "Crack Steam-powered defense system",
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lambda: "Starting internet explorer",
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lambda: "Trying exploit 0x%X" % (randint(0,2**16)),
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lambda: ("Injecting red code into %s") % (lambda p: choice(list(filter(lambda e: path.isfile(e), [path.join(p,f) for f in listdir(p)]))))("/etc"),
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lambda: "Encrypting code",
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lambda: "Collect user hashes",
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lambda: "Connect to %s" % choice(["nsa.gov", "fbi.gov", "whitehouse.gov", "facebook.com", "zom.bi"]),
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lambda: "Hacking",
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lambda: "Initializing startup",
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lambda: "Linking graphic card",
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lambda: "Handling core optimization",
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lambda: "Charging Processor core",
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lambda: "Catalyst field enabled",
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lambda: "Receiver error check",
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lambda: "Self-diagnosis",
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lambda: "Loading data",
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lambda: "Resizing data",
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lambda: "Setting cpu clock to %.2f Ghz" % (randint(80,390)/100.0),
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lambda: "Setting ethernet data rate to %d Mbit/s" % (randint(300,10000)),
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lambda: "Authorizing connection",
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lambda: "Starting optimization processors",
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lambda: "Connecting to uplink drive",
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lambda: "Loading modem driver v%d.%03d" % (randint(0,2), randint(0,999)),
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lambda: "Linking to Mainframe",
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lambda: "Extracting data column %d using visual objects" % (randint(101,20987)),
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lambda: "Monitor mode on",
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lambda: "Testing link online on port %d" % randint(1024,65563),
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lambda: "Aux baud rate set to %d" % randint(1,30),
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lambda: "Write control mode",
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lambda: "Inserting parameters",
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lambda: "Bypassing kernel",
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lambda: "Verifying attributes",
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lambda: "Activating hacking stealth mode",
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lambda: "Hiding proxy",
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lambda: "Deploying core terminal script",
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lambda: "Decoding anti hacking software",
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lambda: "Changing root passwords",
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lambda: "Encrypting passwords",
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lambda: "Connecting core grid to system",
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lambda: "Loading space time information",
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lambda: "Establishing link to all systems",
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])
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