23 lines
838 B
Python
23 lines
838 B
Python
import random as pseudorandom
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subjects = [
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("is",['A car','Technology','A woman','A person','A dog','A cat','My neighbor','My fiancee','4chan','Obama']),
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("am",['I']),
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("are",['People','My friends','Teachers','Policemen','Politicians','Things'])
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]
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adjectives = ['dumb','gay','intelligent','evil','religious','sick','unhealthy','wrong','right','idiotic','lazy','green','black','whiny']
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people = ['4chan','/g/','Anonymous','Random Citizen','That guy at school','My mother','My uncle']
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def generate_quote():
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verb,subjectlist = pseudorandom.choice(subjects)
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subject = pseudorandom.choice(subjectlist)
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adjective = pseudorandom.choice(adjectives)
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person = pseudorandom.choice(people)
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return '"%s %s %s" - %s' % (subject, verb, adjective, person)
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for i in range(10):
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print(generate_quote())
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